*Let's boogey!*

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka,
The amazing chocolatier.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka,
Everybody give a cheer.
*Yippee!*

He's modest,clever, and so smart,
He barely can restrain it.
With so much generosity,
There's no way to contain it.
To contain it,
*Wow!*
To contain...
To contain...
To contain...

*Eww...*

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka,
He's a genius who just can't beat.

The magician and the chocloate whiz.
*POP!*

"Chewing gum is so gross, Chewing gum I hate the most."

WILLY WONKA HERE HE IS!
*and he bangs into the glass of the glass elevator.*

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I like WIlly Wonka.
He's so funny.
And he's so cute. Waha.
And I like his perfect set of teeth. :D

I like his Everlasting Gobstoppers.
And his idea of er... Whip cream,
Cream that has been whipped with whips. :D HEH.

His chewing gum's interesting.
You get soup, roast beef with baked potato, crispy skin and butter, blueberry pie and ice cream and...
You turn into a blueberry. :)

I like his squirrels.
But I'm not as stupid as Veruca Salt to go and catch one,
Which would probably land me in the dumps as well.